Do you want a Valentines Day card? I will send you one!
- PM me your mailing address by Feb. 4th
- I will mail it with a return address that is NOT mine. Last time a few of yall tried sending stuff back to me. My friend, who does not live near me, received it, then had to get it to me. This is something I am doing for free! I appreciate it---but don't send anything back!
- Cards will be platonic in nature. In other words, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. Except for @ZJ 's because his postman stole the Christmas stuff I sent to him.
A lot of people hate Valentines Day, especially because they are single.
I am a woman who has never been truly loved --and I love Valentine's Day. Because I love a lot of people.
I hate a lot of people too, but that's more for Hate Day, which I celebrate with @FUNKbrs.
Ok, allow me to be your wing woman now.
This is the most romantic song on the internet at the moment. I am in love with Judah & the Lion-- I am marrying every member of the band-----but that's another blog post.
So even if you hate this song---it will work on any female, I promise.
Tell her you heard a song that reminded you of her.
Then put it on and ask her to dance.
In the kitchen, bedroom, living room wherever.
Bonus points if you sing it to her.
You WILL get laid. I promise. Money back guarantee. Let me know if it doesn't work.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!